The Great Hemp Fields Of Jupiter!
Christiaan Huygens (1629-1695) believed that Jupiter grew more hemp than Humboldt county. This was his logic:
The purpose of a moon is to aid in navigation. As Jupiter has several moons there must be quite a lot of sea travel and thus many, many seaworthy vessels. Sails, with which any true seafaring vessel will be adequately equipped, must be pulled u and down with ropes. Ropes are made out of hemp. Jupiter must be the hemp capital of the galaxy.
